The Phenthouse

Nov 08

Don't smoke crack.

Friends like the disco ball in the bathroom.

Nov 06

Oh sheesh, y’all.

Toronto wins Pan Am Games on first ballot -

(via jaimeleigh)

Have fun with your pseudo-Olympics. USA USA USA USA USA!!!

It’s Friday.

boofda:(via nathanieljames)

People are looking at me funny cause I’m laughing so hard.

ANOTHER SHOOTING IN ORLANDO.

I got the best “in bed” ever.

Nov 05

Let's play the compliment game. Reblog and compliment the person you reblogged from.

bebelestrange:

bowlingalleylawyer:

clarityunfiltered:

motionsensorsoundtrack:

(via newfilosofee)

you’re not nearly as annoying as you might initially seem.

You’re a straight shooter who doesn’t put up with bullshit. :)

you’re a hot missionary who is kind to everyone except douchebags that need a slap down.

I bet you suck a mean popsicle and that we’d laugh a lot.

Your posts are 90% interesting 60% of the time.

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afghanibanani::via hellaposer)

HEYOOOOOOO

Who's your daddy?

(AP)